Uma das grandes conquistas da idade do smart phone foi a morte do voice mail. Estes dias depois de ver muita gente a falar de frente sozinha para o telefone perguntei ao J porque é que não encostavam o dispositivo à orelha como nos ensinaram na escola: "porque estão a deixar mensagens!! No whatsapp ou no que for." A não ser que seja para descrever como estão vestidas" as mulheres ou "o que lhes faziam" se fossem homens não há razão para esgravatarem de volta do esquecimento as mensagens de voz.
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From: Dwayne Johnson
Sent: 13 April 2017 09:14
Subject: RE: EasterI'm inclined towards Elon's hypothesis, that there is a remote possibility this is all a simulation. The granularity of reality at atomic scales looks a lot like pixels and bits.An even more pragmatic reason to believe in God is that if there is a God, and you ate hot cross buns unbelievingly for Easter, the punishment will be extra harsh, 10 more days in purgatory per blasphemous bun. So, just in case, believe.Jesus also left 15 minutes earlier to do his via sacra and make it to crucifixion on time. Happy Easter,DwayneFrom: Vin Diesel
Sent: 13 April 2017 08:52
Subject: EasterElon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and founder of Space X, Tesla and Paypal, has told an interviewer there is only a "one in billions" chance that we're not living in a computer simulation.Speaking at San Francisco's Code Conference this week, Musk said that he has had "so many simulation discussions it'…